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Jan 19, 2012
Would I quit my job if I recieved a billion dollars? Maybe. I know that I wouldn't like doing nothing because that would be boring. Wouldn't want some executive position either. Why would I want that much stress? I would like to buy the business that I was working at and fire a bunch of execs at the top then promote from the inside. Sounds perfect to me.
 
 
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Jan 19, 2012
Wally doesn't quit because the main joy of be lazy and unscrupulous is being able to exercise those traits in an environment where it isn't acceptable, yet still get away with it - plus he gets to see it annoy his co-workers and occasionally drive PHB around the bend. Gotta have an audience ...
 
 
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Jan 19, 2012
If you're rich you now have more leverage. If you have the power to say <explicative> you to your boss knowing that being fired won't have any affect on you financially is a good feeling.
 
 
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Jan 19, 2012
Would like to have some coffee Dil? dial 44... for delivery!
 
 
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Jan 19, 2012
5/5 - just love the thought of Wally ever catching sight of himself in the same mirror........
 
 
 
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