Dilbert should steer the staff meeting around to a discussion on clothing, best brands to buy, tailors, etc. and manage to blow the whole meeting out the window. The PHB will, of course, be clueless.....
Funny! Worked for a boss like that a few years ago. He liked to belittle me in front of the entire team. The CIO came in for a briefing on a project I was working on, and my boss made some snide comments during the meeting. I ignored them, the CIO didn't. HR escorted my boss out the door later that day. I now have my bosses job.