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Apr 6, 2012
This makes total sense. Dating is about sitting at a table with both parties playing with their phones. They show that they love by occasionally showing the each other something from the internet or their high score at Angry Birds. There is a short laugh and back to playing with their phones. Its really romantic when both play the same game and interrupt those using low tech communication called talking. No wonder so many of the cartoons are about single parents and dating issues.
 
 
Feb 27, 2012
I think some (very few) girls he has gone out with probably were smart - unfortunately they were sociopaths.
 
 
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Feb 16, 2012
Just cache all the sources you'll need for as long as the date lasts, set a 3-minute recurring timer with a reminder to "be tactful," and bring some protection (by which I mean an extra battery).
 
 
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Feb 16, 2012
Dilbert was only doing the practice part of the new Get-A-Date app. on his phone. Once he gets good at it he can go for the real stuff....
 
 
Feb 16, 2012
Dilbert's personal life is getting sadder by the day and he's isolated himself more and more. It's no wonder he gets along better with Wally these days.
 
 
 
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