Sort By:
Feb 16, 2012
@Ingmar, I'm not really looking. Already got one.
I always thought female developers were kinda cute. Perhaps I should have phrased it better...

Now if you don't mind, I am really really... bored to death.

+15 Rank Up Rank Down
Feb 16, 2012
LOL Dilbert LOL He doesn't understand emotions. He is all physical. The man is a walking talking computer.
+6 Rank Up Rank Down
Feb 16, 2012
Just yesterday, someone said I needed to get a girlfriend. A third person in the conversation said I already had one, and that it welcomes me home the instant I walk through the door (implying a computer program). Of course I had to reply that it could be done :).
+2 Rank Up Rank Down
Feb 16, 2012
Dilbert just needs to get an Android.
Feb 16, 2012
That's Pillowbert. Don't sit on it, it has glasses.
Get the new Dilbert app!