Reminds me of a products fair at Uni many years ago.
Vendor says "This multimeter is indestructible. There is nothing a student could do to break it"
He handed it over to the psychopath of the group and said "Go on, break it".
The look of shock on the guys face as the meter broke apart on being thrown at the concrete floor was priceless.
I'm guessing the 'indestructible' claims were about it electrically.
Topper is going to have to go get the one made by Dilbert from indestructible unobtanium, which is also his personal one. Dilbert may have to hire Alice to stand and defend his cubile from intruders, or maybe that shark robot. BTW, does anyone know the maximum number of thumbs down garnered in this strip. It probably isn't me, I'm not that good at this stuff....