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Feb 22, 2012
I think Wally's attitude to work can be a new SI unit - One Wally (unit of laziness) Scale will be 0 to 1, where 1 is totally avoiding work and 0 is work-a-holic :) My todays's Wally's value is 0.5 :))
 
 
Feb 22, 2012
In real life this coworker would eventually get fired because she's too angry and emotional for a professional environment. On the other hand, Wally would find some plausible lie to get of the hook again.
 
 
Feb 22, 2012
@PokerGrumpy
That plan could never work. Whenever Wally is by the coffee maker, he is busy performing his essential "coffee liquid quality testing" functions. He doesn't have time to charge his phone while doing that!
 
 
Feb 22, 2012
Nooo!!! Now I has "Video killed the Radio Star" running through my head with new lyrics!

Wally killed the battery's charge,
Wally killed the battery's charge,
On my desk and in my car, the power outlet is to far

Why?! Why does my brain do this to me?

Oh-ah-ah-oh-oh

Can't. Stop. Need. Meds.
 
 
Feb 22, 2012
Maybe she should arrange to have a "Wally Only" charging station set up by the coffee maker. He certainly seems to spend enough time there. I can't wait to see what the NEXT conversation is that he will have a lot.
 
 
 
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