"Hey, Jack, look at this. Isn't it neat? And it was free!"
"Yes sir, it's a purple gorilla on your screen. What exactly does it do?"
"It's cute, it's fun. I'm having it installed on everyone's machine. It'll be good for morale."
"Are you sure that's a good idea, sir?"
"Quit worrying so much. It's harmless. Besides, it'll go great with that little paper clip guy..."
Hi, I'm an Adobe product and am so much more important than all your other apps! So much so, that I should run 24x7 hogging all of your resources so that in the remote case you might need me, I will instantly launch and make myself look good at the expense of everything else in your life!