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Apr 5, 2012
"Hey, Jack, look at this. Isn't it neat? And it was free!"
"Yes sir, it's a purple gorilla on your screen. What exactly does it do?"
"It's cute, it's fun. I'm having it installed on everyone's machine. It'll be good for morale."
"Are you sure that's a good idea, sir?"
"Quit worrying so much. It's harmless. Besides, it'll go great with that little paper clip guy..."
 
 
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Apr 5, 2012
Hi, I'm an Adobe product and am so much more important than all your other apps! So much so, that I should run 24x7 hogging all of your resources so that in the remote case you might need me, I will instantly launch and make myself look good at the expense of everything else in your life!
 
 
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Apr 5, 2012
Sounds like someone just installed Adobe Creative Suite!
 
 
Apr 5, 2012
Damm, now every time I see that image meme (IT'S FREE!!!) I'll be thinking on PHB.
 
 
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Apr 5, 2012
Flash!

A-argh!!
 
 
 
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