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Aug 7, 2013
Jpinnock, do you have any employees left?
I think you are more interested in having subordinates than you are in having productive workers. GTH.
 
 
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May 17, 2012
A trap sounds good, but simply having the insubordinate employee escorted off the premises has worked for me every time up to now.
 
 
May 3, 2012
Didn't they do the same thing on the Simpsons with Homer and mister Burns?
 
 
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Apr 16, 2012
I had no idea Dilbert was so agile. Should he go on "Dancing with the stars?"
 
 
Apr 16, 2012
Tips for CEOs: never use the deathtraps on the engineers you comissioned to dessign'em.
Tips for Engineers: always dessign everything with the thought that one day it might be used against you.
 
 
 
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