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Apr 15, 2012
A software engineer with physical abilities? !$%*!$%*!
 
 
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Apr 15, 2012
CEO didn't count on Dilbert's cat-like agility. HA!!!
 
 
Apr 15, 2012
"Either a swamp, our a marsh full of marshmallows. MARSHmallows. That would be kind of funny too. Cause you’d be pissed about the trap door, but if you land in marshmallows, you’d have to kind of be like, “Oh god. I landed in marshmallows. How mad can I be?" (Dane Cook)
 
 
Apr 15, 2012
New #1 item on CEO's to-do list: Have larger trapdoor installed.
 
 
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Apr 15, 2012
CEO: I activate the floor trap underneath this minion.

Dungeon Master: Dilbert, roll a Reflex save, DC 20.

Dilbert rolls d20 and adds his 14 Reflex save modifier: 22.

Dungeon Master: Dilbert saves. You are now perched across a large gap in the floor. Your position is somewhat awkward.

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What, you mean this strip isn't about Dungeons and Dragons? Oops, sorry!
 
 
 
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