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May 17, 2012
They certainly did not exist in my department, as I ran a tight ship and always considered myself a first-class team leader of a smoothly-functioning machine. Of course there were the occasional dissenters but they were swiftly and efficiently dealt with. There's no room for passengers!
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May 1, 2012
Must be the book that I wrote!
May 1, 2012
No, it is Dilbert's reflex response to protect his coffee from spillage, as the blundering PHB approaches.

code reviewer? copy editor?
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May 1, 2012
I think Wally was putting the coffee pot back, not reaching to pour more.
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Apr 30, 2012
Wally's rapier sarcasm absolutely brilliant. I also noticed that the PHB drank his coffee and the level in his cup remained the same, and, for that matter so did the amount in the coffeepot even after Wally filled up his cup. I'm not feeling well today, I think I'll go home and lie down for a while....
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