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Apr 1, 2014
I knew a guy like this. Fortunatly he was a moron and was fired because he bad-mouthed the boss.
Jul 23, 2012
@jpinnock From reading your comments over a lot of different strips, I'd say your value and worth as a human is virtually nil, along with any respect you mistakenly believe you deserve. You sound way too much like a dictator to me. I would gladly have walked out on any job I may have had with somebody like you as a boss - and made certain to send you my regards later on.
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May 17, 2012
I would not have allowed Dilbert to get away with this - I would repeatedly ask the question and persist until I got an answer, then I would make absolutely sure that he knew that this behavior will not be tolerated. I have disciplined subordinates like this before and always got the respect I deserved.
May 8, 2012

"Do you remember that weird guy, the one with the curled up tie? He thinks he is a spy now"
Everything you say can be used against you. Every. Thing.
May 8, 2012
That's what you get for saying too much!
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