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May 24, 2012
Why doesn't Dilbert just whip out his noise cancellation invention, AKA Dilbert 7/6/2003. I think PHB's everywhere have been secretly employing it for years.
 
 
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May 24, 2012
Who in the Dilbert universe would you want to share space with anyhow?

Instead of saying *I need a new cell*, one should be planning a jailbreak.
 
 
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May 24, 2012
Aggressive profanity filter, what do black holes and vacuum cleaners do?
 
 
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May 24, 2012
@rstoddart, similar thought: This seems to be like the paradox "what happens when an irresistible force meets an unmovable object". In this case we have the loudest object in the office meeting another object which by definition is even louder. It will probably result in the annihilation of the universe.
 
 
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May 24, 2012
LOL The best Dilbert comic ever!!!! Yesterday I was just thinking about how we haven't seen loud Howard in a long time.
 
 
 
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