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Jun 12, 2012
Obviously Dilbert does not work where I do.
Jun 12, 2012
Can anyone see where this is going??

Tomorrow - headphones are banned for "negatively impacting on productivity"...
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Jun 12, 2012
This reminds me of a 50 year old Peanuts strip, where Lucy is annoyed, because she's miserable, but Snoopy is happy dancing in the yard.

Lucy (yelling at Snoopy):
"Floods, fire and famine!"
"Doom, defeat and despair!"
(Snoopy continues dancing)
"I guess it's no use...sigh...nothing seems to disturb him! "
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Jun 12, 2012
The PHB having an epic fail attempting to use The Force on Dilbert. Had no idea wearing headphones and listening to music would protect you from it, though....
Jun 12, 2012
If PHB didn't have to contend with Alice's "Fist of Death" and Wally's magnificent Zen passive-aggressive work-avoidance techniques, he could pull off a Ryan Tate-style "prayer meeting":

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