I doubt Dogbert will be able to get his stock picker's recommendations in legible handwriting, and I am reasonably certain SP's memory of what he said will be non-existent. No matter. As long as he makes enough money out of the scheme, the regulators and the law will look the other way. The banks will not be fooled and the establishment considers relieving the average investor of their money is admirable. For reasons that escape me, this apparently is supposed to generate job growth.