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Aug 15, 2012
Give Wally ten million and let him buy the company through a leveraged buyout with the Elbonians, then he sells it to them for ninety million worth of useless stock options. Then back to business as usual except that Wally would be ROFLHAO for weeks afterwards....
Aug 15, 2012
Why doesn't Google just poach the engineers? I wouldn't give you a plugged nickel for the company.
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Aug 15, 2012
No Pointy-Headed CEO worth his private bathroom key would ever say that in front of an engineer.
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Aug 15, 2012
Perfect response. I love it.
Aug 15, 2012
@ jo_jo_ba ---- hehehe, it all started at the grassroots level.

I would bet you that almost all publicly traded company has a tag-line that says "Increase Shareholders' Values" ---
This can be translated --- "Increase MGMT's and Stockbrokers' payout"

While our children and grandchildren continue to pay down the national debts, the government just nicely "settled" the latest scandal with Standard Chartered Bank. I wonder if any of the payment made by Standard Chartered Bank will contribute to paying down the debt?

Have a great weekend everyone!
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