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Aug 22, 2012
Ya ,and when that becomes less of a motivation factor when the government overprints those rectangluar things into extream devaluation - then what is aliace going to require to even care about her job?
 
 
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Aug 21, 2012
@chriskohanek
They say money wont buy happiness. But I'd rather miserable in a mansion than miserable in a cardboard box.
 
 
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Aug 20, 2012
This has to be one of the funniest Dilbert cartoons I've ever read!
 
 
+23 Rank Up Rank Down
Aug 20, 2012
Lets motivate the team What can I do for you that cost little or no money to the company?
I know lets have a crazy hat day to raise morale I know - if you want to participate you will
need to pay $5 to go into the employees fund which helps needy employees. Who audits the
fund - trust us Still not motivated Take a confidential survey online after signing in with your
name and password When all else fails tell stories about the Spartans and the Persians and
how each member of the team makes a difference Is morale better only time and the economy
will tell
 
 
+55 Rank Up Rank Down
Aug 20, 2012
PHB is one of those bosses who reads a magazine article or goes to a seminar and comes back with all kinds of stupid ways to motivate employees. Regular raises are good, so one doesn't have to cut back on things like car insurance every year, affordable benefits, and my big three: respect, fairness, trust.

So simple, and so few bosses know how to do that.
 
 
 
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