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Aug 30, 2012
I appreciate the strip, but in reality, the LAST thing I would suggest to my PHB is 'managing'!
Aug 30, 2012
I've never understood why "feasible" and "high priority" were inversely proportionate in corporate terms. I came to the conclusion long ago that logic had no place in the corporate environment and I was best served by following orders rather than thinking for myself. I'm a lot happier now, even if what I accomplish is typically useless and often superseded by the next illogical and pointless task.
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Aug 30, 2012
Hard to work high priority tasks when the priorities continue to change.
Aug 30, 2012

In a company like Dilbert's High priority tasks have more people involved and are rarely successful, but when they are successful, all the success is rewarded to the managers instead of the actual workers. Low-priority tasks have fewer people involved and are more successful, and all the success goes to the workers because managers are too busy trying to take credit for the high-priority tasks.
Aug 30, 2012

"Fire Dilbert? He uses his power. After all - this IS Dilbert. Maybe he knows it."

That's what Robotman and Fritzi Ritz once thought, before Robotman was disassembled and the strip became "Monty" and Fritzi Ritz was relegated to straight man for niece Nancy.

If he keeps it up, this strip may become "Wally" or "Dogbert".
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