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Oct 3, 2012
One place I worked, I had transport problems for a few weeks and arrived 5 minutes after the stipulated starting time. I was staying late and more than made up for it.
One morning, one of the directors took a cheep shot of "we don't have flexi time here"

I replied "Your staff are always flexible, working late nights or heading off to site at short notice, so maybe you should." Our customer's sites were 12 hour days/7 days a week for several weeks.

Passed him the next morning and he didn't say a word.
Oct 3, 2012
Motivate employee. Check.
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Oct 3, 2012
Dilbert can always leap into the dumpster if he needs to go early:

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Oct 3, 2012
The goal is to be absolutely FANTASTIC - then you don't even have to show up in the morning. But sadly, it doesn't work that way.
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