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Oct 5, 2012

The early bird may catch the worm.

But its the second mice that gets the cheese.
Oct 4, 2012
I just realized why Dilbert's tie is curled! It's so he can give everybody the finger!
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Oct 4, 2012
Bet Wally doesn't have either a start time or a quitting time. Dilbert needs to go into the CEO's office and use his computer to demand that the PHB show up at work at 4:30 a.m. until further notice...should do wonders for the PHB's temperament....
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Oct 4, 2012
i know the problem. The early bird might catch the worm, but early mornings don't do much for the worm.
Oct 3, 2012
This actually happened to me on numerous occasions with one boss I had years ago. He really thought he was doing something special by letting employees leave five minutes early, but if he needed you to stay late it wasn't even an option - just an expectation. And by late, I mean 2 hours late and sometimes past midnight. I didn't stay there long.
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