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Oct 10, 2012
Schedule meetings between the two of them, at the other end of the building. Don't go yourself.

And, as Topper heads to the meeting, send him a text saying the longest meeting on record lasted 102 days 22 hours. Should keep them both busy for a while.
 
 
Oct 9, 2012
Oww! It's gotta hurt to get burned that bad.
 
 
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Oct 9, 2012
Dilbert - I have every sympathy for you. Here's a hug from me to you. Now that I'm thinking about it, why not have Dogbert act as mission coordinator/supervisor. Let the games begin....
 
 
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Oct 9, 2012
I got it. Use noise canceling headphones and modify your laptop. Current technology allows you to remove the top screen (on some monitor technology) and place in a cheap pair of glasses. The security filter you transferred from your laptop to your glasses will allow you, and you alone, to view your monitor. Microsoft is currently adapting this technology for the X box, to prevent screen cheating. Just tell the loud trio to tap you if they need your input and work through each meeting enjoying your favorite music and working on your laptop. This will allow you to negate the pain of your annoying coworkers and goof off at work if you need to.
 
 
Oct 9, 2012
The PHB sure does know how to kill morale. "No, it's not because I hate you. It's because I hate them and you're the worst thing I can inflict on them."
 
 
 
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