It reminds me of this joke, where someone dies and goes to the afterlife. Then he meets there <insert your ugly male celeb> with <some pretty female celeb>. So he says to the male celeb, "what did you for humanity, that you got such a prize in the afterlife?" and the male celeb answers "No, you don't understand! I'm her punishment."
I love these new keyboards, like Dilberts, that isn't visible from certain angles. From the sides it looks like he has a keyboard. But for himself, and his viewpoint, he's free of such disturbing item.