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Nov 5, 2012
Just wait till Wally gets his 3D likeness installed onto his Tele-presence-bot and starts sending it to meetings down the hall! :p
 
 
Nov 5, 2012
Dammit, people! Don't overthink this! It's all about the free coffee until he turns 65 and can get the senior perk at Wilco! Then he will truly be what we call in these parts a "loafer."
 
 
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Nov 5, 2012
Dogbert has always been my mentor, but I may have to re-evaluate my position after this.
 
 
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Nov 5, 2012
Wally is based upon a brilliant engineer who was denied an incentive package to leave the company because he was deemed too valuable. On that day he decided he would become as useless as possible. In a twisted example of corporate thinking, the company planned on getting rid of deadwood by offering packages to employees they did not value. They effectively rewarded the incompetent at the expense of the capable and competent.
The message was not lost on Wally. He is a genius.
 
 
Nov 5, 2012
Let's remember the difference again: Wally is not lazy, he is unproductive. He will go out of his way, sometimes even putting a substantial amount of effort (like climbing on a vent duct), to be as useless as possible.
 
 
 
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