'..., and our CEO drank 8 ounces of untreated sewage water.'
It's even better than that: as the purified water came out on top, he drank 8 ounces of CONCENTRATED sewage...I guess he has something to chew on...
Dilbert, this is a steady diet of most CEOs, or haven't you noticed the sewage they give back to us in their adverts? Their cup's so full it runneth over.