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Nov 15, 2012
Clearly the company Dilbert is working for needs to do what all large companies do when they realize they are incompetent. Buy a smaller profitable company and tout there success until they impose the same mandates and culture that made the larger one incompetent. ...If CEOs can do this often enough, they can ensure bonuses for crippling small businesses well into their own retirement.
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Nov 12, 2012
Honesty is like sledge hammer.
The trick ist to swing it right into peoples face without any remorse.
Wally is adept at this!
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Nov 12, 2012
So dilbert is ginger?
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Nov 11, 2012
If it wasn't the pointed PHB giving the inspirational speech on excellence, I wouldn't be surprised
if if Scot Adams hadn't lifted it from a popular inspiration seminar. The problem is the PHB has to walk the walk not just talk the talk. Wally's reply is surprisingly honest.
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Nov 11, 2012
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