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Nov 15, 2012
If CEO agreed to Dilbert being nimble, wouldn't that mean Dilbert no longer had a job? Love this one today!!!
Nov 15, 2012
Just like the old poem:

Dilbert be nimble, Dilbert be quick
The CEO can be a
Nov 15, 2012
So... that's about $750,000 per flatitute from the CEO (headed for a Cayman account)?
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Nov 15, 2012
Sounds like our government's economic and budgeting strategy. Just keep printing more money.
At 40 billion a day that equals about 1.5 trillion in additional debt each year. Yeah, that's gonna create jobs and cut the deficit in half. But at least we have free birth control.
Nov 15, 2012
And Dilbert's zen-like clarity once again sees through the jargon to recognize the Truth!
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