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Nov 23, 2012
"Quitters never win and winners never quit, but people who never win AND never quit are idiots." --Despair.com
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Nov 21, 2012
ArthurDent, you're right. See

I knew I'd seen something like this one before, too...
Nov 21, 2012
The contraction for "you are" is "you're"... but I don't think knowing that is a key to success.
Nov 20, 2012
My daddy always told me, "The secret to success is sincerity, once you learn to fake that your on your way." I see excellent examples of this philosophy every time i turn on the TV
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Nov 20, 2012
The PHB has become the "key master". Did he get a raise with that? Here's a definition of success I have never forgotten, bad grammar and all - "success is a learned skill".
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