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Dec 5, 2012
kaffekup, not just the corporate world. I worked mostly for non-profits, and it's there, too. Dishonesty seems to be the first principle of many organizations.
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Dec 5, 2012
Dilbert - go out to the dumpster outside the building and get all the paper you can find and put it into lots of boxes. Stack these outside the PHB's office. Tell the HR department you need a month's medical leave because of job stress, and leave immediately. If anyone has any questions about what is on the papers, tell them to contact Wally....
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Dec 5, 2012
Would this be the "random crap generator"?
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Dec 5, 2012
Even though no-one's commented on it, the joke is really in the last frame: "To succeed in the corporate world, you have to do things you don't want to do. Why else would we pay you? Surely not to enjoy your work. Anyone can do that."
Dec 5, 2012
That chair looks very ergonomic for Dilbert there. Active sitting for the active man.
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