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+38 Rank Up Rank Down
Dec 14, 2012
Empires have been built on misleading PowerPoint slides.
 
 
+7 Rank Up Rank Down
Dec 14, 2012
Dilbert, keep one of those electronic book gizmos in your manbag so at least you can read something worthwhile when you're at work. Now they have'em that play movies and all kindsa other stuff, or so the ads imply. Gotta keep the boredom to a minimum, right? You might want to find out if Wally charges for Zen lessons too, so you can learn to transcend the whole business....
 
 
+18 Rank Up Rank Down
Dec 14, 2012
And here people have been blaming unions!
 
 
+38 Rank Up Rank Down
Dec 14, 2012
I have a productive day lined up. We finish at 12 for our Christmas lunch (and its a free bar).

Just have to look busy for the morning. And I'm in a meeting at 9am...
 
 
+70 Rank Up Rank Down
Dec 14, 2012
I hate days like that.

They are like the prelude to a storm. Time wasted means a later date rush to do real work.
 
 
 
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