So true. My dog didn't give me anything this morning either. But the pleasure of her company she gives me every day - not to mention the health benefits of her long walks - is priceless.
Though I wonder if Dilbert ever takes Dogbert for walks ...
Merry Christmas! Like the story, the Gifts of the Magi, Dilbert and Dogbert gave
everything they had in themselves to each other, which unfortunately wasn't much.
Dogs don't live as long as humans, so Dilbert has better be preparing a clone/robot.