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Dec 29, 2012
You're overthinking it
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Dec 29, 2012
@ rxantos

Thank you
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Dec 29, 2012

To me is (because of the pause):
"I never bother to think of a reason, I just wanted to do something that will make people think that I am relevant. So instead of questioning what I say, just do it."

Of course it could also be:

"I don't want any of my underlings figure out that I do now know what the hell I am doing. After all I just study ventriloquism and puppetry. So I will just move them from their job to another so they keep busy catching up with their work, so the secret of my incompetence is safe. Next year, I will do the same."
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Dec 29, 2012
Sorry, I'm not sure if I got the picture:

What does the CEO mean:
1): "You are thinking to much about this matter."
2): "Think again, and you find out."
3): "You dare to question my decision?"
4): "Take it easy, but take it."
5): "I don't know, I just do it."
6): ... or something else ...

Can please somebody give me a hint?

EStz (from Germany)
Dec 29, 2012
Consider the following:
CEO is to PHB as PHB is to Dilbert

You may panic now.
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