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Jul 8, 2013
I've had the panel two issue with people who over-moisturize and then bathe in hand sanitizer.
After shaking hands with them, l beeline for the nearest thing to a tissue. Once, when none was to be had, l wiped my hand off on that person's shirt as a little Thanks So Much!
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Jan 18, 2013
AXESMI - well presumably that is full of your p**** - so you've just told us more about yourself than your wife !
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Jan 17, 2013
Is there super glue involved here? What does a Denver omlette handshake feel like? Or a Big Mac?
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Jan 17, 2013
I'm surprised Dilbert's tie didn't straighten.
Jan 17, 2013
How does he know what a sock full of macaroni and cheese feels like?
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