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Jan 19, 2013
PHB better learn Agile quick if he wants to escape the fist of death.
 
 
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Jan 19, 2013
Alice should set her computer to bounce back any further emails from the PHB. Then she should outsource the work to Elbonia with the words "Extremely Urgent" on it.* Then she should see if the sharkbot is still around and working and set it to track the PHB while on the setting "Maximum Destruction" and then blame Wally for everything....* those two words in Elbonian mean "take a long vacation" ....
 
 
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Jan 19, 2013
Yes Alice, you must work even today - On Saturday.!!
 
 
Jan 19, 2013
I'm in agreement with those saying Alice should outsource.

But yeah, that's how it goes. My engineering position now covers the responsibilities of three positions at a previous employment. I'll only work 8-9 hours/day except for extreme !$%*!$%*!$%*!$ They want me to cover a long day, I'll take two lunches or hit the gym in the middle. If the company is too cheap to hire additional support, that's their deal. I work to live, not live to work.
 
 
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Jan 19, 2013
Alice should learn from Wally
1. Become indispensable by being the only one that knows a vital system.
2. Any other work, do so badly as they will not ask you again to do it.
 
 
 
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