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Jan 26, 2013
Bases? BASES? You were lucky. We didn't even have fingers to count on.
 
 
Jan 26, 2013
No way! We only had base zero. You couldn't count to anything, it was just awful.
 
 
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Jan 26, 2013
When I was a kid, we didn't even have binary numbers yet. just base-1, so we could only count to zero. It wasn't really even counting -- just walking around, saying "zero". Good times.
 
 
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Jan 26, 2013
Sometimes, when you misspell a word badly, it's quicker to just delete the word and retype it.
I once worked with a guy who insisted on backspacing and deleting the incorrect letters, then typing in correct ones, so the correct letters that he had already typed "didn't go to waste".
He didn't last long.
 
 
-23 Rank Up Rank Down
Jan 26, 2013
And he´s payed. At least one person (and, in time, the children) is happy.
 
 
 
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