Strips

I saw an ad in the newpaper that showed a plain old desk, and a fancy executive desk. I was thinking it might sell better if the fancy one said "desk" and had a secretary sitting next to it waiting to take dictation, with the "executive desk" next to it, same picture, except with the secretary on her knees under the desk.

An old joke, true, but kind of goes with the "happy endings for dicks" thing.