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Feb 19, 2013
I had one supervisor whose mantra was "Have a sense of urgency."

The problem was that he did not give clear priorities on anything, so everything needed a "sense of urgency".
Feb 18, 2013
It is Scott Adam's web site.
Feb 18, 2013
"I gotta go! I have to see a man about a dog!"
Feb 18, 2013
Wally: You just need to capture that feeling that your bladder gives you after you've had your fifteenth cup of coffee for the day. That will give you all the urgency you need.
Feb 18, 2013
True conversation:
Boss: We need to finish this project in three weeks. Can you do it?
Me: No way, it'll take twice that long.
Boss: But if you really work at it?
Me: No, it's too involved.
Boss: But if you really, REALLY work at it.
Me: okay, sure.
Boss: See, I KNEW you could if you really tried.
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