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Feb 26, 2013
And all of a sudden, a black hole appeared.
 
 
Feb 26, 2013
I served on a jury once, to do my civic duty. I'm so ashamed.
 
 
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Feb 26, 2013
This is too true! - last week an English judge declared a retrial because the jury asked him too many stupid questions, making it clear that they had no idea what their role was. I used to think that Scott exaggerated - but reality keeps catching him up.
 
 
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Feb 26, 2013
I once got a settlement from a class action for overcharges on my phone bill. What I got awas a 50 cent phone card that I could only use to make local calls.
 
 
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Feb 26, 2013
The Square root of 22 over 0 is what's left over after lawyers deduct their fees.
 
 
 
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