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Mar 2, 2013
Someone needs to remind Dilbert that he is an engineer, not really an IT guy. Of course the network is going to go down.
+38 Rank Up Rank Down
Mar 2, 2013
Serves Dilbert right for carrying his eggs in one basket.
Mar 2, 2013
There are two outcomes to this:

Network upgrade successful: PHB has yummy omelets. "Look what *we* accomplished!"

Network upgrade failure: Dilbert broke all the eggs.
Mar 2, 2013
Dilbert: Do you approve these changes?
PHB: What do I need to say, that will be vague enough in order to make you perform these changes with the illusion of approval and yet clear enough in order to punish you for acting without my approval, in case something goes wrong?
+53 Rank Up Rank Down
Mar 2, 2013
1. Take PHB orders in writing. Until is in writing, is not an order.
2. Make the changes. Documenting everything.
3. When the PHB goes for your eggs, get a lawyer.
4. Sue the company for an obscene amount of money.
5. With the money you get, work on your own projects.
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