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Mar 4, 2013
Easy to manage your manager.

Buy the Maintance plan,
make sure it needed / exercised shortly after it is purchased, just before the budget review, and make sure you get a estimate from the support people wha tit would have cost to do the work without the maintance plan. Then claim the difference as a cost savings.
 
 
Mar 4, 2013
Maybe it's my mood, but today's the day I want PHB to die a horrible death. Scott, can you make that happen? Then bring him back and do it again?
 
 
Mar 4, 2013
I always wondered if Scott commented on this board or mashed his own strips...now I know...
@lmalinofsky
 
 
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Mar 4, 2013
@swimswithsharks
"Next time include maintenance in the original budget, Dilbert. You should know better. "
That works until the vendor changes their maintenance plan to "per core" or based on RAM, memory, VM hosts or storage. (Hello VMWARE, IBM, Microsoft)
 
 
Mar 4, 2013
That one was easy batting practice for PHB.

Next time include maintenance in the original budget, Dilbert. You should know better.
 
 
 
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