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Mar 5, 2013
Dilbert's reply: "You wife already gave me one for services rendered."
 
 
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Mar 5, 2013
It's nice to be able to walk around with a little "jingle" in your pocket....and in the CEO's case, concealed carry as well....
 
 
Mar 5, 2013
It appears that the Swiss are on Dilbert's side, not the CEO side:

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/01/21/us-reutersmagazine-davos-swiss-rich-idUSBRE90K0F420130121
 
 
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Mar 5, 2013
Is this CEO any relation to a prior one that laid golden eggs, or is he into alchemy?
 
 
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Mar 5, 2013
@rxantos

Yes, that's why our politicians do such a great job of representing us, because they really UNDERSTAND how the 99% live.

This is reflected in LOTS of issues, such as the gun control "debate" a la Feinstein and Obama: "We'll have a 'War on Guns!' Let us confiscate all guns. That way, you can be SURE criminals will not have access to guns, any more than they now have access to illegal drugs -- since our War on Drugs has been so completely successful! A criminal won't be able to buy a gun in any city any more than a junkie could buy heroin today! And anyway, if a gang of criminals kicks in your door and invades your home, won't your bodyguards protect you just like mine would?"

Why don't you just go play with your gold coins and leave the rest of us alone, okay?
 
 
 
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