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Mar 5, 2013
Wow, Mr. CEO, I grabbed a couple from your desk one day and instead of biting into a chocolate center, I broke my tooth; you'll be hearing from my lawyer.
Mar 5, 2013
Sorry, my wife accuses me of being a Democrat, but I agree with @AXESMI. The hypocrisy of some of the upper-crust astounds me. And then there's the CEO....
Mar 5, 2013
@AXESMI: The problem with going political in the comments is that it's just as easy to make a Mitt Romney joke, especially after last night's 'Daily Show'. Then the forum descends into a left wing vs. right wing debate. Then a jerk like me jumps in and supports Gary Johnson and you all accuse me of wasting my vote and assisting Obama. Hopefully a Ron Paul supporter will come in and support the CEO because "the gold standard is the only way to have a sound monetary policy".
And besides, with Obama's constant quantitative easing, soon the CEO's gold coins will be the only thing woth anything.
Dang, I think I just ended up supporting the CEO and AXESMI's argument.

Please help me. I must be stopped before I post again.
Mar 5, 2013
"I make my own gold coins now...<etc.>"
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Mar 5, 2013
Is this CEO related to Al Gore? I wonder if the unedited version of "A Convenient Truth" had Al showing pictures of his house that needs it's own coal burning power plant to keep the lights on and his jumbo jet that carried him to these lectures on the evils of Oil and Global Warming.
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