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Mar 7, 2013
No, Ratbert wants to know why he's there wasting his time when he's known this for years.
 
 
Mar 7, 2013
@zuzu - or when the Nazi's ask "Ver are the Jews?" in "The Hiding Place" and frightened Betsy says, "Under the floor!" That is indeed where they were, but the SS Officers slaps her around for lying and tear up everything in the house looking for them - *except* the floor.
 
 
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Mar 7, 2013
This reminds me of a meeting we had with an IT Manager for a contracting position. The IT Manager spent most of the time telling us how great he was.
 
 
Mar 7, 2013
Captain Kirk: Everything Harry tells you is a lie. Remember that. Everything Harry tells you is a lie.

Harcourt Fenton Mudd: Now listen to this carefully, Norman. I am... lying.

Norman: You say you are lying, but if everything you say is a lie, then you are telling the truth, but you cannot tell the truth because everything you say is a lie, but you lie... You tell the truth but you cannot for you lie... illogical! Illogical!
 
 
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Mar 7, 2013
Also, @rxantos

Kinda like Captain Jack Sparrow when he says his intention is to steal the boat and those two guards think he's lying but he's actually telling the truth? (Hope I'm remembering this correctly)
 
 
 
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