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Mar 9, 2013
Or buy a hardly used colour printer
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Mar 9, 2013
Look on the bright side Dilbert - you might get $3 for the lead on eBay.
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Mar 9, 2013
Sounds like Mordac has been observing me at work. :) Does Mordac using the Vulcan Mind Melt Technique for for magically increasing memory for a customer whose desktop is already maxed out on memory?
Mar 9, 2013
I've worked with an admin who had a similar attitude.

Admin: "I've brought the system to a fully optimized state".
Me: "what's a fully optimized state?"
Admin: "No users."
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Mar 9, 2013
My boss would have got the first aid kit and the fire extinguishers removed. They were never used.
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