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Mar 15, 2013
To any company thinking of buying the company I work for just to get the engineers:

Lets cut out the middle man and you offer the money direct. Offer that kind of pay out and no one will say no.
 
 
Mar 15, 2013
The start-up was just bought, and already PHB is busy making sure its engineers will leave.
 
 
+39 Rank Up Rank Down
Mar 15, 2013
Both engineers are not satisfied?

Be happy, PHB, it's bonus time.
 
 
+55 Rank Up Rank Down
Mar 15, 2013
They both appear to have a good complaint per dollar ratio, but I have to give Dilbert the edge, since the new guy is wearing the mark of death; i.e., a red shirt.
 
 
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Mar 15, 2013
Whoops. Volkswagen must not have gotten the memo. http://tinyurl.com/dyvfspm
 
 
 
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