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Mar 18, 2013
I'm a social worker. Trust me, we get marked in a similar way....
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Mar 18, 2013
Well, at least he died trying....
Mar 18, 2013
A friend copes well with his techie reputation. His T-shirt says "No, I Will Not Fix Your Computer". When I saw it I believed it was a joke, but he explained. I think I know what J. D. Salinger meant when he had his character write, in Catcher in the Rye, "If I were a piano player, I'd play it in the goddamned closet."

You've got to be pretty serious about keeping your talents private if you wind up withdrawing from mainstream humanity for something like 40 years!
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Mar 18, 2013
This is one of those strips where just the final panel by itself still makes sense and is hilarious.
Mar 17, 2013
I doubt if Wally ever touched the angel. It simply was unable to combat the anti-competence stagnant in Wally's cubicle.
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