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Mar 17, 2013
Wally didn't do it on purpose. He just couldn't tolerate being marked as competent and sucked the energy out of the angel.
Mar 17, 2013
I got everything except the tri-tip bbq reference. Dilbert has never shown culinary competence, to my knowledge.
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Mar 17, 2013
That angel must have had a performance review- you don't meet your quota of crosses marked. I'll try harder- mark an barely competent. There are no really competent engineers in the Dogbert company- they leave for more money.
Mar 17, 2013
I love *teaching* people how to do things. If they are happy with a lesson, where they do it themselves with supervision the first few times, then we have a mutually beneficial exchange. I wish I had a teacher for things I'm trying the first time. There are a few people who do just want to learn. Sadly, most feel that incompetence entitles them to free service (which they don't get from me).
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Mar 17, 2013
Knowledge is not the same as Wisdom.

Dilbert had the knowledge. But Wally had the wisdom.
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