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Mar 18, 2013
I'm sure the boss's secretary is not telling the truth, but she's doing a good job of harassing him, which we all know he deserves.

Do we know the boss's secretary's name?
Mar 18, 2013
Scott is so lucky to be allowed to write words everybody else here get wrongly censored for.
Mar 18, 2013
I once saw a film, where 'the evil PA' slipped a metal silhouette of a handgun into a book, presumably it would show as a gun hidden in a book on x-ray, but the film did not subsequently use it in the story.
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Mar 18, 2013
Good thing PHB isn't taking a box cutter with it's 1 inch razor blade, they are still banned by the TSA. The Machete with it's 12 inch blade is much safer.
Mar 18, 2013
Athens after the government increased the price of heating diesel to 1.35€ per litre. In the case of Athens, at least it's mostly wood smoke (from fireplaces) and not exhaust smoke, so it smells nicer.
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