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Mar 30, 2013
I do wonder if a sense of humor is a requirement for self awareness.
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Mar 29, 2013
I'll probably get a buncha minus numbers for this, but here we go: No humans, all robots - this strip would dissappear forever - the robots have no sense of humor...
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Mar 29, 2013
The robot has just evolved into bossdom! I acutally had bosses who asked an applicant who had a 1-year-old if she was going to get pregnant again. This is illegal (at least in my state), and she knew it, but she answered anyway. When she did get pregnant again, they treated her like dung that needed to be dematerialized.
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Mar 29, 2013
Welcome to the MATRIX!!!!
Mar 29, 2013
When I was younger I would have jumped at the chance to tell a pregnant woman that she was carrying a bacteria-soaked parasite. I guess I've mellowed. Although the world is certainly full of such parasites.
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