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May 4, 2013
If people are nodding off while you're holding forth at the meeting, your charisma is going down like a bowling ball out of a three story window...
 
 
May 4, 2013
I'm pretty certain the problem with PHB's Charisma is he has none. If he were a D&D character his Charisma score would be 0 if that were even possible.
 
 
May 4, 2013
Hey, you can't spell 'charisma' without PHB.
Wait....what???
 
 
May 4, 2013
Every middle-managing pointy-haired boss I've ever had always tried to fake charisma, and it painfully showed. I actually had one female boss ask me directly, "Why don't you like me?" I answered, "Why should I? You got to your position because you dated your boss, you're not very bright, and you treat me like a sled dog you're obligated to scratch behind the ear from time to time to keep me dragging your fat @ss forward." I didn't get to keep that job for very long after that.
 
 
May 4, 2013
The experts were right to tell PHB to focus on appearing charismatic, whereas PHB having a real charisma would not be an obtainable goal.
 
 
 
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