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May 8, 2013
"Gosh, Wally, we've never had a specimen come back showing a 98% concentration of caffeine in someone's system before."
 
 
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May 8, 2013
And in the next cartoon, will the PHB be aware of what's going on when Wally offers to go and get the customer CEO a "special" cup of coffee in an effort to improve customer relations?
 
 
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May 8, 2013
@High Priest Mikhail

[He's a manager. You can't have an IQ higher than room temperature if you want to be one.]

Only when it comes to things like technical matters, keeping employees happy, etc. When it comes to getting bonuses for himself, corporate politics, etc. PHB has in the past demonstrated some pretty clear thinking. Observe:

http://www.dilbert.com/2013-04-28/
http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2007-03-16/
http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2003-08-01/
 
 
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May 8, 2013
I always assumed Dilbert's CEO was intended to look like L. Dennis Kozlowski. I similarly assume this one is Sheryl Sandberg.
 
 
May 8, 2013
@Whtllnew
He's a manager. You can't have an IQ higher than room temperature if you want to be one.
 
 
 
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